Pateira

Dear Carla,

Hi, My boyfriend and I have a long-distance relationship. To hold us over between visits, he really wants to have phone sex. How do I get this going?

Martha

Phone sex, hum...?!  A little boring, don't you think Martha?

Well. let's see... use your imagination. Share your hottest desires, describe details from your favorite fantasy or tell him, step-by-step, what you wish you were doing to him. Explain to each other exactly what you're doing and how it's feeling.  He'll go nuts, believe me.

Just talk with him as you normally would and ease into a more intimate exchange by saying something as simple as "I wish you were lying next to me." Or lift his libido by reminding him of an incredibly hot session you had together.  If that is true, of course!

By the way, don't you have internet and a webcam?  You must do something about it, Martha!  Phone is out!