Pateira

Dearest Carla,

I've been with J... for about a month or so, but J... doesn't like going down or anything, so we decided that we should skip right to the sex. The catch is that J... was a virgin...so the first time I start hitting it, J... just about dies because of the pain. So I stopped.

Two weeks later, I tried again and this time J... looks like is in even more pain, crying and everything.  I can't get J... to relax and it is just so damn tight, it feels like heaven for me but hell for J...

How can I get it loosened up some or at least get J... to not be so damn nervous?

Yours Truly, Ralphiy

Dear Ralphy,

Why don't you try to break up with John and get a girl, instead? 

I've told you boys and girls: sex goes deep, but through the right channel!

Kisses,

Carla Miranda, PHd. in Sexology

Hi, boys and girls,

Did you know that:

- Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

- Sex is an instant cure for mild depression.  It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

- Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200

- Average .. of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

- Foods that improve sex life: oysters, lean meat, seafood, whole grains, and wheat germ

- Giving head massages the jaw while burning 32 calories.

- Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth

- The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash.

- It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

- Having rough sex burns 543 calories.

- Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!

I've told you: sex goes deep, right darlings?

Kisses,

Hi, boys and girls,

Sorry, but I am not referring to a portuguese polytical party! PSD here means pre-sex discussion and this is a concept introduced recently by author Dr. Roger Libby's book  "The Naked Truth About Sex: A Guide to Intelligent Sexual Choices for Teenagers and Twentysomethings"

Here are some excerpts:

"I wanted to do a think piece, to promote a different view of sex," Libby says. "A broader definition (of safer sex) -- a PSD, not just, 'Do you have a condom?'"

He sums up the pre-sex discussion thusly:

A PSD is an intimate and entertaining conversation that informs prospective lovers about each other's feelings, desires, expectations, fantasies and her/his sexual knowledge and sophistication. It's an introduction to the possibility of a sexual relationship or encounter -- a preview of what sex would be like.

Libby doesn't talk much about the mechanics of sexual intercourse, focusing instead on making smart choices that lead to happy and safe sexual experiences, now and in the future.  He writes about developing a healthy body and emotional self-esteem, fostering relationships based on mutual affection and trust, and the importance of being a good listener.

So, you see darlings, not any type of sex goes deep, right ?

Kisses,

Hi, boys and girls,

I'm back!  And with great pleasure, at this new and hot blog! 

Today's subject: the myths and taboos of female masturbation.

Formerly condemned, masturbation is accepted as a natural practice today. Nevertheless, one still doesn't speak about it freely. 42% of women admit to masturbating, while more than 90% of men do.

Masturbation is the most spontaneous form of sexuality and the simplest to practice. It allows one to discover one's own body and plays an essential role in adding to sexual satisfaction with a partner or replacing an absent partner.

Next to helping you learn about yourself, masturbation has a very important role in human life. It is a means for women as well as men to relax : "when one has this pleasure, one feels relaxed and calmed until the tension rises again later".

Most women caress, rub, or press their genitals while in various positions: standing, sitting, or lying down. You can stretch out on the bed, with legs spread or with knees up, or sit down with your back against the head of the bed or against the wall.

Certain women like directly touching the clitoris; others prefer an indirect stimulation by caressing the parts of the "mountain of Venus" beside the clitoral shaft. It's often the middle finger which is used. You can caress your clitoris from top to bottom, from side to side, or rub in a circle around it if you're too sensitive.

My best advice:  get a boy or a girl to do the job for you. 'Cause sex goes deep, right darlings?

Kisses,