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Please check our 59 Minutes Interviews section, because we have just finished publishing Guru Jerhome C. Fuchs interview on Globalization, as you may recall from yesterday's Katrina Amampola's repot from Beirut.

By the way, we are very happy to inform you that our portable computer was recovered from the scene, without damages. Regarding katrina. we know shit about her...

One of my predecessors, a guy named Immanuel Kant - yeah I know, Immanuel seems too gay, right? - inspired by the Prophet, once wrote:

If eudaemonism is adopted as the principle instead of eleutheronomy, the consequence is the euthanasia of all morality.

Amen to that!

And, by the way, hell to morality!  Because all of you are eudaemonistics, killers of morality!

Hear me, you assassins! murderers! Join tubology and you will be saved!

what the hell are you waiting for?

Note: this message was brought to you by The Salvation Army's campaign pro-reelection of the conservative candidate in co-operation with the desk of guru Jerhome C. Fuchs

If one looks at the chaotic theory of chaos you will find astonishing similarities with Globalization. Why?

Try to find linearity among chaos.  Try to find regression or progression among chaos.  Finally, try to find Waldo.

What you need is perspective.  Not any perspective, but global perspective.

It is easy for a tiny chaos, or even for a local chaos, like your bathroom.  But for Globalization...

You can only find the global perspective outside the globe! 

So, don't forget to perpectivate it on your  next trip to the moon.

Jerhome C. Fuchs “Globalization: a Global Perspective”, June 2006 Princese Halle ISBN 1xx45678, etc., etc.

Globalization has altered the dynamics in the White House, as well as between the White House and the Treasury.

George W. Bush

Oh man, Georgy!   Will you shut the f--- up!

Jack Welch once said:

Globalization has changed us into a company that searches the world, not just to sell or to source, but to find intellectual capital - the world's best talents and greatest ideas.

Well Jack, here I am, buddy!

Jerhome C. Fuchs “Globalization: a Global Perspective”, June 2006 Princese Halle ISBN 1xx45678, etc., etc.

My friend Kofi Annan once said:

We must ensure that the global market is embedded in broadly shared values and practices that reflect global social needs, and that all the world's people share the benefits of globalization.

My friend Kofi Annan is very naive, that's why I have appointed him "The Global Tubology Ambassador"

Jerhome C. Fuchs “Globalization: a Global Perspective”, June 2006 Princese Halle ISBN 1xx45678, etc., etc.

Globalization: a Global Perspective is the new and astonishing book of Guru Jerhome C. Fuchs about a new and intriguing fact of life: Globalization.

Launched recently in Mogadiscio by the Guru himself, this interesting book reveals all that you always wanted to know about Globalization but the Dark Forces of Evil have prevented of coming into public eyes.

here are some reviews that reveal the tremendous impact of this Pulitzer future award winner:

Fidel Castro: Yo no leo esas mierdas de libros imperialistas!

Hugo Chaves:  Mira Fidel, que baina de libro es ese?

José Barroso:  Ó pá! Eu agora só penso nas férias!  O livro é sobre viagens?

Lula da Silva: Companhero, me deixa ve o Ronaldo jogá, tá?

José Luís Zapatero: Jerhome?  Me suena que el cabrón es Catalan...

Jerhome C. Fuchs “Globalization: a Global Perspective”, June 2006 Princese Halle ISBN 1xx45678, etc., etc.

Pateira's breaking news - From our correspondent in Afghanistan:

We got news of the missing excerpts of Guru Jerhome C. Fuchs' 59 MINUTES interview.

Alhi Aqhui Aqkola was succeeded on releasing, from the tape kidnappers, an excerpt of the interview regarding the comments of Guru JCF on Tubology.  Pateira expects to receive a copy of this excerpt by this afternoon, 3:00 PM sharp, Greenwich Meridian (0:00) Time. for publishing.

Meanwhile, our man in the field, Alhi Ahqui Aqkola, tries with the help of MI5, Benfica's President, Mossad and CIA agents to recover the remaining of the tapes from Talliban hands. 

For security reasons, and by special request of President Xanana - he does not like long, paused speeches - we cannot comment on direct negotiations with mullah Rakajstansanfani (fu--! it is worse than that lunatic from Iran!) well known cousin by affinity of AL Subida's  leader Al Bin Guron San.

Theodor Adorno said:

"Nur wenn, was ist, sich andern lasst, ist das, was ist, nich alles".  Right?

But only when exists.  Right?

Because what exists isn't everything.  Right?

Ah... you don't speak german?   Right!

Guru JCF

Anyone who claims Jesus as their Lord and does not give Him at least ten percent of their money should face the truth: money is their Ruler, not Jesus.

Which do you trust more: Jesus or money?

I am not Jesus, but I can be His money keeper! Because the Lord has commanded that those who preach the gospel should live from the gospel.

Amen to that!

Jerhome C. Fuchs in “Tubology, the Church of the Future”, Year Zero of the Tubology New Era, McGregor & McArthur ISBN 123xx6789??